Thank You Thursday

Dear Neighbors,

Thank you for being the kind of people who not only fail to pick up after your dogs and stand right outside the door and smoke, but you are also the kind of people who carelessly toss your used condoms into the common grass around the complex. Could you be more disgusting?

Was some unsavory couple having an encounter in a parked car and just tossed it out the window when they were done, or did they go at it right there in the grass in full view of the any residents and the street? The not knowing makes it oh so much fun. Well, that and happening upon it on the afternoon walk with Gypsy.

We're so lucky to have top shelf neighbors like these.